There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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