my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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