well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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