She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
last night I used snow as a chaser
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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