I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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