it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm passing your future prison.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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