Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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