All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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