So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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