It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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