I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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