I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
