It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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