Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
As shirtless as possible
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
