office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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