The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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