But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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