Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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