He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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