Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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