someone get that fucking seahorse.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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