Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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