Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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