theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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