Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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