that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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