But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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