Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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