Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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