Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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