he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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