Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
please don't ironically join a cult
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