READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
ttyl tear gas
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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