I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
