so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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