so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
then he tried to convert me to islam
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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