do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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