i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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