My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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