You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We talked him into tasing himself.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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