It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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