I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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