...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Rumble strips road head = magical
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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