You're a womanizer and a bitch.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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