she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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