Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
