I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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