I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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