The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
How does one acquire holy water?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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