Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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