I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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