that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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