I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I think my nap took me to another dimension
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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