I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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