you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Randomize
