FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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